The thought of you just gets me all heated up.
ASIANS AND WHITES
MAKE THE BEST LOOKING BABIES, no lie.
The more you shelter us, the more we wish to break free.
WHAT? You have enemies?
That’s because you stood up for yourself. You weren’t afraid to speak up and voice your opinion, you weren’t afraid to show who YOU are. OR They could just hate you because you be a hoe. WHO KNOWS!
is so beautiful. She is my hero and I love to stalk her. She makes me feel tingly inside and gives me a reason to smile every day (:
I just texted someone with my toes...
Because I was too lazy to bend over and pick it up with my hands. AND IT WAS ACCURATE! I’m so COOL.
Why of course I do drugs! I pop Advil, Nyquil, Tylenol, Midol, you name it I take it… When I am in pain, and ONLY when I am in pain. What is pain to me? No being sad, depressed, or angry does not count as pain. I mean tummy aches, head aches, coughing, a cold or flu, sore throat, or something. HUGS NOT DRUGS! Smoke sausages not smoke weed. Sniff bacon not sniff/snort cocaine. Pop popcorn...
Neglection, Rejection, and Exclusion
We all go through it. But you know what? There are other opportunities, other friends, and other events that can make up for all of that. Mistakes happen and people change… that’s life. Don’t dwell on the same issue and get upset about it constantly when there are other possibilities arising. Take that chance to erase those feelings and move on, stop letting yourself be stuck in...
Everything will fall into place, just give it...
In order to get it, you have to give it.
Family, friends, food, my Father GOD are the things that matter most in life.
WORD FROM THE WISE
Never try to jerk near your nightstand and dresser. You could possibly fall back and break your head… almost happened to me. WATCH OUT.
I wanna be in High School Musical.
You know what I don’t get? Why girls feel the need to post pictures of themselves up HALF-NAKED. Girl COVER THAT UP! That’s great, you have a nice body. Am I jelly? Sure, I got a Pilsbury dough boy body, I could use an ab workout, or two… or three. But that is beside the point! Save yourself for someone special, don’t unveil yourself to every man in the world. Let that man...
There is two sides to every story.
And with each side comes a twist, both sides fighting to claim their innocence. Which one to believe? It’s up to you. But honestly, no matter what happened or who tells it on what side, the truth is never fully revealed. There is always some little comment, word, overexaggeration, or twist that can affect the whole story. The only way to know the truth? To witness it for yourself.
Girl: Your dress... CUTE.
Me: Aw thank you!
Girl: You look like a hippo.
Girl: YOU LOOK LIKE HIPPO.
Me: Uh.. THANK YOU!
No lie, this made my night.
Love can wait. Hunger can't.
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No more putting on that facade that I’m happy ALL THE TIME. I’m actually hurt, enraged, sad, confused, dissapointed, and lost… with a little mix of being happy and chipper. MIXED EMOTIONS, lovely <3 Goodnight.
The hardest part of my day...
Was not the AP Enlgish exam, it was skipping dinner.
BREASTS & BELLY
Skinny girls have small boobs. Plump girls have big boobs. Some fortunate girls have small belly and big boobs. Then there is me, small breast, big belly. I’m like the effin’ Pilsbury dough boy, but hey I aint complainin’! He gets to be around cinammon rolls and biscuits all day, HOLLA!
Dear blank, please blank
Dear guy with big man boobs, I think those belong to me. Sincerely, Jealous girl
MUST READ. I love you for this, Tri Nguyen. →
trisongz: It’s easy to judge a person for what you see. They’re fat. They’re ugly. Their nose is mis-shaped. Their hair looks rediculous. They’re too skinny. What the hell are they wearing. What is wrong with their teeth. They look like a donkey. Did they wake up on the other side of the bed this morning? It’s so fucking easy. We all do it. Even I’m guilty. Why? Because it makes us...
Despite all the tantrums, the hard times, the tears, and the anger, I love you. I only get one mom, and I’m glad its you. You’re my role model and my little trooper! You’ve gone through so much but you still have a smile on your face, you cutie. Thank you for all you’ve done for me: laundry, cook for me every night, take care of me in my time of need, and just being a...
When i hear "Food" and "Free" on the same...
Everything seems to be going wrong
Even when I’m not doing anything wrong or anything differently from before, I still get blamed, criticized, yelled at, and bashed on. I’m sick of it. Sorry I’m not perfect, sorry I’m not who you want me to be, sorry for not being a good enough friend, sorry for moving on to bigger and better things. Even when I try to please you, it is never good enough. What do I do? Oh...
Dear blank, please blank
Dear Twix, Need a moment? Really… that’s your slogan? Gimme a break. Sincerely, Kit Kat My favorite dear blank, please blank.
Would you rather...
Take the truth and hear what you need to hear OR take a lie and let people just give you what you want to hear? Personally, I would rather take the truth, but hey that’s just me.
Goal by the end of the summer: LEARN HOW TO DOUGIE
I don’t care if it’s not cool or “in” anymore, I’m still going to want to learn it anyway. I WILL MASTER THE DOUGIE BEFORE I DIE, that’s for sure. Cindy Hoang, be ready for an intense dance lesson from youtube. It’ll be our best friend <3
Food can be harmful.
Today, I burnt my fingers while retrieving a wing to put in my mouth. The wing was fresh out of the oven, but being the greedy little hungry bastard I am, I didn’t think about that. My finger is still tingling… curse me and my hungry stomach.
LIKE A G6
Steven and I greatly influence our little brother, in a good and sometimes bad way. Today we were in the car together, and Brandon busts out into song, singing like a G6. But it was weird… he wasn’t singing the right words. Instead he sang “Like a cheese stick like a cheese stick, now now now now now now now I’m feeling so fly like a cheese stick” I’ve taught...
Showering inspires me to write great tumblr post.
Like I’m being forreal… I think its the water pressure banging on my head forcing good ideas to pop out because all my tumblr posts were thought of while I was conditioning my hair follicles. OR maybe its the essence of being cleansed that inspires me, who knows! All I know is that I should shower more often.
God sacrificed his son for you, so in return, you...
Think about that the next time you want to skip church.
I FOUND MY FAVORITE TUMBLR BLOG SITE
It’s called f**kyeahwearehungry. Wanna know what is on their site that makes it so great? FOOD. Their whole site consists of pictures of the most amazing food. It is a dream come true.
Public Display of Affection
Some PDAing is cute, but there is some that is absolutely repulsive. Holding hands and the occasional peck on the cheek or mouth is cute, but when are you eating each other faces off like you skipped breakfast… that is where I draw the line. YOU HUNGRY!? There is a McDonalds on every corner, take advantage of the convenience. I’m pretty sure their food tastes better than...